Geico

Here's a poem I wrote about Geico. It's about the google-eyed money, Kash, chasing me around.

I don't want to switch to Geico

But he just won't let it go

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I'm fine with Mercury

But he hides in the bakery

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He texts me on the phone

I just want to be left alone

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He says saving money on my car is fun

But I don't even own one

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I go to the movies and buy a ticket

then he shows up there and I just want to kick it

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He says he's the money that I could be saving, shucks

But I say, "what? You're just twenty bucks"

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He says he's here to save me money on my car

But I solve my problem, and spend him on a chocolate bar

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So where is he right now? I really don't care

Probably in a cash register somewhere

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I'll stay with Mercury

no longer will I believe his lies

I got the last laugh

'cause now I got his eyes

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I know. It's weird.